Welcome to the home of Marf.
Marf Week: May 2nd(Marf Day) to May 16th(National Coffee Day.)

Update: May 15th, 2003
Well, The Matrix has come out today. Uh huh. Anyways, in marf news .. this site has become a tad over due .. so tomorrow will be the last day of Marf Week(s) celebrations. I have added some artwork, and Alix celebrating "marf". Yup. Hope you all had fun. (Don't forget, tomorrow is National Coffee Day.)

Update: May 6th, 2003
Hello again. Naked Day in the US was on Sunday, but who says we can't celebrate? Even if it is a little late. Click ---->here. In other news, (wipe up your drool) I've updated the "Ellen" section. I've taken down the quiz section, because I don't want it anymore(Durr.). Also, I've added some "Marf" celebration pictures, from Jeffy. I have added some artwork by Chels and Kaleigh. Not to mention, I've added in one "Meaning of Marf" submitted by Fion.
Everyone else can send in their reasons and what not. ALSO, I'm starting up a contest, where you will get, a shiny button. Yes, a button. I'm sorry if I'm cheap. I don't know what the prize is yet, but you'll get one. Anyways, the contest ... "What would YOU do to get Marf in the dictionary?" The best answer wins a "prize".
And .. finally, the moment you all have been waiting for. When are we going to scream "Marf!"? Well, I'll tell you. On the last day of Marf Week, we're leaving with a bang. At 3pm EST, EVERYONE must say marf. Check TimeZoneConverter.com if you are having trouble figuring out the time. If you're too lazy, just scream marf every hour and you'll be home free.
I think that's the last thing, so ta-ta for now!


In order to make it a good week, we, Ness and Alex,
are asking, no we're demanding, that everyone send things in to unibadass@hotmail.com
that they wish to appear on this site.
Artwork, pictures of marf/uba related stuff, and so forth.

Also, during our week of Marf, I will be asking for the following:
"What does marf mean to you?",
"What would you do to get marf in the dictionary?",
and for everyone to yell "marf!" at a predetermined time.
(And yes...there may be prizes. No promises.)

I have many things planned for the week, even if they seem small.
I'll let you know what they are as soon as I can organise my head.
Hopefully you guys will come up with different stuff to add to the list.

Marf Week 2003