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Alex: "This, my friends, is a tangerine.  Contrary to popular belief, it is not a fruit.  It is a nut."

'Twas the night before Olliday
When upon the Great Boards
A girl named Jessa logged on
To visit the hoards.
 
She's 17 years old
And in lurve with Sean
She's got curly hair
And writes pretty songs
 
Jessa reigns from Toronto
And her minions - tangerines
She likes being crazy
And always eats her greens.
 
Saxophones, guitars, recorders
Or her voice
Pianos, flutes, random percussion
Rejoice!
 
Music governs her life
But she loves business, too
She's dorkish but fun
(C'mon, u know it's true)
 
And this is her (crap) poem
Depicting herself
She's a "homey G" tangerine
She's Sparkle the Elf.

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