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Sean is thinking: Wow! I never knew cocaine was this heavy!
Guy next to Sean is thinking: Wow! That kid doesn't know cocaine is this expensive!
Congratulations, Leia F! Click here to recieve your prize, as crappy as it may be..
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"I knew, we shouldn't have given you all those Playboys!" -- Kelly
 
Unaware of his current surroundings, Seanus poses for a milk bag picture and misses his bus.  -- Kroots
 
Tyler, where are we?
Lyposuction clinic.
Why?
Best fat for making soap is human fat, my friend.
Karen
 
"Look, Diane!  I got a genuine bag of Toronto Maple Leafs vomit!" -- Alix
 
Guy with Sean: *prods* Ooh...it's so............soft.
Sean: Stop fondling my milk!

Sock Thief

Wow! By using this milk bag as weights, I can get buff! And leave Richard Simmons behind me forever! *lifts bag* And one ladies, and two ladies, WORK IT!! And three *huh* and four *huh* KEEP ON MOVING PEOPLE!!!!!  -- Kroots
 
Sean: Hey!  A huge, and very heavy bag of squishy milk!
Guy: *whispers to hidden camera*  What Sean doesn't know is that it's not milk.  It's a melted ice-cream mixture we're going to dump on him later!
Sean: What?  Hey, look dude!  Squishy milk!
Guy: Yeah! *poke*  Squishy "milk".
Emily
 
Sean: You said you wanted my children... Well... COME AND GET 'EM!!!
Sean's Friend: Heh heh... Dude... I'm poking your children... -- Jenny

Sean: See boys and girls, this is what happens to the leftovers after someone has liposuction.
Friend: Is that a bit of thigh I see there? It looks awful tasty. -- Faeryn (aka Kirsty)

Sean: Milk bag. Poke the rainbow. No.. wait.... who's commercial IS this?? -- Kroots

Guy next to sean: What are you going to do with all that milk?
Sean: Its not milk, its whipped cream; and its for a party @ my house later on
Cassy

The two boys were finally ready to donate to the sperm bank. -- Mer

So this is what he does for fun...and he thinks we're insane? If that's a goat's heart, I tell ya... -- Kaleigh

Poker person: *thinking* Heh heh. Sean's in trouble. What he doesn't know is that I'm Inspector Gadget in disguise and I'll say "GO GO GADGET THUMB TACK!" and a thumb tack will come SHOOTING out of my finger to POP his bag and cover him in dairy goodness. BWA HA HA! Ummm... evil? No.  -- Kroots

Sean:
Just think... If I sign this bag of milk and give it to e-bay I could... er... Sign a bag of milk and give it to e-bay... *smiles* -- Jenny


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