1. Gah= damn (Not similar to "bah". Only to be used in extreme cases)
ex. "Gah, my parents are taking my computer away!"
2. Huzzah= "Hurrah" to the tenth power (Only to be used in extremely exciting situations)
ex. "Huzzah! I am marrying Badgerstaff!"
3. Thwap= To use a "gaff" to swat away someone's tuna (Not to be confused with "gaff" itself)
ex. "I'll thwap your parents for taking away your computer."
4. Gelfling= baby girl (Dragon!)
ex. "The gelfling is bunjee jumping off the china cabinet."
5. Portuch(pl. Portuches)= damn newbie (Not to be used on all newbies. Just the annoying ones. See: Disclaimer)
ex. "Gah. Those portuches and their 'virgin' questions!"
6. Meh= crap (Another use of "bah". Similar to "gah". You decide which to use)
ex. "Meh. My parents decided to take away my TV too!"
7. Bleh= go away
ex. "Bleh! No one wants you here, you portuch!"
8. Hooah= that's great!
ex. "Unibadass is being recognized as a real country of the world?! Hooah!"
9. Orundo= meeting (Portuches might think it's an orgy, making it even more fun to write)
ex. "There is a staff orundo at the UBA chat at 3:00 pm, Eastern"
10. Caca-poopoo= you are crap (To be used on extremely annoying portuches)
ex. "Don't be such a caca-poopoo! We're only having fun!"
11. Badgerstaff = Sean(polite form)
ex. "Huzzah! Badgerstaff has finally posted something!"
12. Dunnocare= Don't know, don't care. (Can be used as a non-violent way of telling portuches to shut up)
ex. "Does Badgerstaff wear boxers or briefs, you ask? Dunnocare.
13. Marf= sex (May be a verb also i.e. marfed, marfing. Also may be substituted for a certain 4 letter word beginning with f)
ex. "Marfing is fun."
14. Fram= prudish (Please don't be a fram. We talk about marf a lot. If you're uncomfortable, please leave)
ex. "Don't be such a fram! It's only marf!"
15. Updog= what's up dog?
ex. "Updog? Anything intersting happen lately?"
16. Math= evil
ex. "Gah! My parents took away my computer! They are so...math!"
17. Rock out= go ahead
ex. "Can I see that?" "Rock out"
18. Ubermarfer= motherfucker (A more extreme form of "math". Please feel free to vent as much as possible with it)
ex. "He dumped me! The ubermarfer!"
19. Marfy= sexy
ex. "Badgerstaff and Paul are pretty marfy guys, huh?"
20. Marfut (pl. marfuts)= slut
ex. "That girl kissed my boyfriend! The marfuts!" (The male is also a marfut, therefore, use of plural form)
21. Hobbit= Baby boy
ex. "Gah. The hobbit pissed all over my new shirt!"
22. Shazbutt= I fucked up
ex. "Shazbutt! I just helped Voldemort come back to power!"
23. Irkin my fuz= pissing me off
ex. "All these portuches are irkin my fuz!"
24. Pafari (pl. pafaries)= boobies (Synonym: oyo's)
ex. "I got pafaries!"
25. Spidey= Diane
ex. "Did you hear? Spidey thwaped that portuch!"
26. Spiff off= fuck off
ex. "Spiff off!" ('nuff said)
27. Menxi= angry
ex. "No need to get so menxi with me!"
28. Grody= gross
ex. "Stevie can be grody, yes. But he sure makes us chuckle."
29. Deja moo= repeated bullshit (see: portuches)
ex. "What does he look for in a girlfriend? Am I the only one who senses a bit of deja moo?"
30. Wizdumb= Portuche's wise words
ex. "So nice of you to grace us with your wizdumb. *thwap*"
31. Rudean= bloody
ex. "My rudean arse hurts because Jen bit it!"
32. Shagwat= hello
ex. "Shagwat! Welcome to Unibadass!"
33. May the marf be with you= goodbye (can also be abbreviated to mtmbwy)
ex. "See you around! May the marf be with you."
34. Splat= Respect of someone leaving the chat.(can be
ex. "DianeF is leaving. (>POOF<) splat!)
35. Earth Porridge=A delicacy.
ex. "Hey! Lets make another batch of earth porridge!"
36. Kupkate=Another delicacy(similar to a cupcake) *note* Kupkates contain no kates whatsoever.
ex. "Kupkates will be offered at the orundo!"
37. Knai=variation of "lmao"
ex. "HAHA! KNAI! Thats so funny!"
38. Mersturbation=Masturbation(using ... stuff like Vrr-machines and Brushy)
ex. "Say it with me! MERSTERBATION!"
39. Merf=Short form of mersturbation
ex. "Have fun merfing, Mer!"
40. Seanus=Nickname for Sean (Note: He is also the butler.)
ex. "I can just imagine Seanus in leotards..."
41. Brushy= horny
ex. "Orli's hair makes me brushy."
Pending Requests (When Ness decides to make them a part of Arseish. Most she have not added or will not because they are variations of words we already have or words that are not used by a lot of people. Wow, I sound like Encarta.)
Ishkapoo=extreme portuch, or a person never giving up the portuch act. (pronounced eesh-ka-poo)
Spifty= a combination of spiffy and nifty
ex. That is a very spifty goat hat.
Leiterhosen: tights, hoisery
"I would love to see Seanus in Leiterhosen!"
Spoom, Spoomy: Stupid, weird, radom, often said when there's an okward silence
"Spoom!" "What?" "I don't know, just Spoom"
Idunno: I don't know
(no need for explanation)
Dillagas: Does it look like I give a spiff?
"I got a new boyfriend!" "Dillagas?"
Hooba = Friend