> Whats the longest youve ever stayed awake? :
3 minutes

> Most favorite famous person? :
Daniel Johnston

> Funniest name for a town youve ever seen? :
Hartlepoole

> Worst name for a town youve ever seen? :
Dumfries

> Most awkward moment? :
Right now

> What do you want it to say on your tombstone? :
"Paul Kelly, who fell asleep....but we buried him anyway!"

> If Americans cant understand Scottish accents, can Scots understand American accents? :
Yes

> Most inspirational movie? :
This is Spinal Tap

> Most inspirational quote? :
"I'll fuckin' 14 you in the pace pal" - local hardcase who tried to beat me up when I was 14

> Most inspirational song? :
Probably one of Bob Dylan's. I think he's crap.

> Are you a Beatles fan? :
You bet

> Dullest place ever? :
Dumfries

> Is cheerleading a sport? :
I consider it an art

> Were the Proclaimers Scottish? :
Yes and they still are

> Do you mind when people spell colour as color? :
No, you can abbreviate the English language to make it easier to understand if you really have to

> What is a crambone anyway? :
No idea

> Whats a shilling? (just thought Id ask) :
Before pounds and pence, whe has shillings and pounds as currency in the UK

> What exactly is that picture on the front page of the Crambo site? :
A distoted image of 3 people on a bed

> Have any siblings? :
Yes, Jon who will be 23 in two weeks

> First concert you went to? :
Brian May Band, Edinburgh Playhouse, 1993 (blew my mind, and my ass)

> Last concert you went to? :
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Glasgow QMU, May 2002 (rockin')

> Is rust a color? :
Why not

>HAVE YOU >

> Ever been to the US? :
Yes, Florida in 1988

> Plan to? :
Oh yes

> Ever seen a flying pig?
Only on Kids In The Hall

Flamingo?
Nope

Paparazzi?
Yes, and the one who photographed me made me look like a very ill David Bowie in 'The Man Who Fell To Earth'

Circus? :
Yes, several

> Ever kicked a Santa Claus? :
No, I always liked Santa Claus and he represents the true meaning of Xmas.

> Ever rubbed a really old lamp to see if a genie would come out? :
No comment

> Ever been skiing before? :
Yes, it was a disaster

> Ever tried skate boarding? :
Yes, I sucked

> Ever been arrested before? Dont need to know why, but it would be nice :
Nearly, for kung fu-ing a road sign.

> Ever been to private school? :
Fuck no! Equality for all, there's no point in education if you have to pay for the privilage...unless your country is fucked you have no choice, which is very sad.

> Ever hitchhiked? :
No

> Ever been 42? Plan to? :
I dont even plan to be 32

> Ever had cartoon themed bed sheets? :
Mr Men

> Ever eaten a tangelo? :
No

> Do you know what the deal with Sean and the badgers is? Its the only Sean question, but its been buggin me forever. :
Sean's father is a badger. His mother is parker from Tunderbirds. His sister is Glaxo industries

> Which came first, chicken or the egg?
Santa Claus & dinosaurs

>Quick question time. >

> Hobbits or elves? : Dwarves
> Coffee or tea? : either/or
> Soda or ale? : both
> Guitar or bass? : guitar
> Easter basket or laundry basket? : easter
> Dog or cat? : Cat
> Rain or shine? : Shine (.....)
> Weasel or ferret? : Weasel
> Neat or messy? : SCRUFFY
> Plate or bowl? : ......
> Hamburger or cheeseburger? : I don't eat red meat
> Are there really aliens? : No, of course there aren't
> DVD or VHS? : Just got a DVD drive, it's not too great
> Hot or cold? : Hotttttttttttttttttttttttttt
> Pre-wrapped sausage or pre-wrapped bacon? : Bacon (no red meat)
> Swimming pool or pool table? : Swimming
> Fish or lobster? : Both
> Pick or no pick (for guitar)? : Pick or will not play at all
> Cheese whiz or whipped cream? : I dont know what cheese wiz is, it sounds unpleasant
> Brush or comb? : comb
> Shit or shite? : merde

>Thats it! Pat yourself on the back! Any questions, comments or concerns?
My head hurts.

Paul x